You know what I would like to do? I’d like to play lead for
a good pairs, triples, or fours team. I thought, when I started lawn bowling,
that I would be a lead for five or six years! I looked forward to it. But it
hardly ever happened. In every club I’ve ever played at in Canada, players are pushed up the
tagboard, to second, then vice, then skip, based on relative skill, not
competence; because you know the rules; because you know how to measure;
because you know how to fill out a scorecard; because you’ve been around a long time. You must go up because new
members are joining and we must make room for them at the bottom- as leads.
I will soon go to Portugal to play while winter occupies
Canada. Out of politeness, I tell them there I can play in any position-
whatever works for the drawmaster. “Would you be a skip?” they ask. Once I
answer yes to that, I’m most often a skip and never again a lead.
Now Australia is different. At Turramurra (North Sydney)
there are enough excellent players to provide ‘real’ skips for every rink, even
at the lower pennant levels where the selector properly placed me. A ‘real’
skip is someone who cares where the mat is set and cares how long the jack is
delivered. Still, there are enough poorer players, even in Australia, that I am
a second for a fours team. Even here leading eludes me.
After five years lawn bowling I have never seen any other
person practicing delivering jacks. It’s as if it didn’t matter.
